Chosen Solution

See, this is why the DIY junk is so dang problematic. Now I have a battery from iFixit that doesn’t want to charge. I installed it with no problems and yet…problems. Not only was it surprising to find that the package didn’t come with written instructions, but then to figure out how to follow those instructions on someone else’s computer while I made the change was really pretty silly. I think you all are overly confident with “how easy” you think all this is. Update (02/17/2020)

This is a shot of the Coconut Battery window

Here’s the instructions which some how missed MacBook Air 13" Early 2015 Battery Replacement